(Part 2). Neidermeyer: You're all worthless and weak! [Flounder opens his mouth a bit] Well? I lied to you. Let's go, right here! in film tags animal house, john belushi, bluto's big speech, transcript ← Gladys Spencer (by Robert Holmes): 'You stand now at the dawn of a new age', Doctor Who, The Ark in Space Part 3 - 1975 Gene Hackman (by Angelo Pizzo): 'Don't get caught up thinking about winning or loosing this game'. Suck her tits. Dean Wormer: There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution which gives the dean unlimited power to preserve order in time of campus emergency. Basically, it's the story of a fraternity house, Delta House, at a college in America and it's inhabitant's misadventures. Bluto (John Belushi), Otter and the Deltas run wild at 1962 Faber College. Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer. Listen, I'm not joking. Help solve the case and find out who the Mystery Girl is in the over-the-top adventures of The Wrong...Continue Reading → At a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him. He varies between being a big strong brute of a man and very bold and smart - he is always depicted as extremely strong (often superhumanly so). Written by Greg: What do you intend to do sir? Not me! Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. So, just don't tell anyone you still think it's a riot to watch John Belushi as the brutish Bluto slurp Jell-O or terrorize his less-aggressive fellow students. The 20 most memorable lines from 'Animal House' As college film classics go, "Animal House" is the right movie for all the wrong reasons: rancid low-brow humor that wouldn't fly by today's standards. The dean's plan comes into play just before the homecoming parade to end all parades for all time. Dean Vernon Wormer: Put Neidermeyer on it. I'll swear you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but, you parked it out back last night and this morning, it was gone. Hell no! Point. Did you boys see your midterm grades yet? Web. Jennings: Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel. Pinto's Conscience (Angel): If you lay one hand on poor sweet, helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever. What happened? What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? The All New Popeye Show Runs On CBS. Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Ah, I think they like the idea, Hoov. El éxito alcanzado por el personaje fue impresionante en la audiencia, quien quedó convencida de que John Belushi como persona era igual a su personaje, Bluto. Bluto: [standing up] HEY!! Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now. Jennings: But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Toga!"]. Dean Vernon Wormer: I didn't get that, son, what was that? Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. Let's go! Otter: Is this any way to treat an intimate friend? What's this lying around shit?! Attention! In 1979 vertolkte Belushi de hoofdrol in Steven Spielbergs 1941. You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. You trusted us! Dress that belt buckle! [Flounder has just fired a blank cartridge into the air, causing Neidermeyer's horse to drop dead.]. D-Day: We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even. Hoover: We're in trouble. Did you say "over"? Bluto is a cartoon and comics character created in 1932 by Elzie Crisler Segar as a one-time character, named "Bluto the Terrible", in his Thimble Theatre comic strip (later renamed Popeye).Bluto made his first appearance September 12 of that year. Hoover: I knew it. Bluto: What? The first film made by National Lampoon magazine, it's a film i've wanted to see for a long time. He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right? Boon: No! Otter: I don't know. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Bluto attempts to rally the fraternity with a comedic locker room speech: Bluto: Otter: Boon: Bluto: Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges. Otter: No. [D-Day fires up his blow-torch and laughs.]. John "Bluto" Blutarsky: See if you can guess what I am now. Bluto: What the f*** happened to the Delta I used to know? Katy: Oh, fabulous. ], [Boon walks over and helps D-Day support Otter. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend. Wormer, he's a dead man! Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car. Neidermeyer: A PLEDGE PIN?!?! Hanna-Barbera Productions releases The All-New Popeye Hour, an animated series of 60-minute episodes that aired as part of the CBS Sunday Morning lineup.Later, in 1981, the show was cut into shorter 30-minutes episodes and re-titled The Popeye and Olive Show, which ran on CBS until 1983. Toga! Otter: You better listen to him, Flounder. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps! He's in pre-med. We gotta take these bastards. Boon: Where are you going? Search millions of books at BAM. C Read more. You see, Pinto's never been laid. Every spring, the toilets explode. They're each outstanding in their own way. Otter: Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come. Mayor Carmine De Pasto: Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. Otter: Uh, it was Greggy and Dougy and some of the other Hitler youth. Pinto: Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir. Katy: You mean you want someone who'll screw on the first date. Otter: I'll tell you what. National Lampoon's Animal House Quotes. Lawrence! D-Day: There you go now, just leave everything to me. Four C's and an F. A fine example you set. Hoover: We can't find them, sir. Every spring, the toilets explode. Otter: He can't do that do that to our pledges. Bluto: And it ain't over now. An OK film, but just OK. Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. And that foot is me. Era un papel menor, pero se robó la función. In the final chapters of the story, a beaten and battered Otter returns to the fraternity house to see the members dejected and resigned to their defeat. And I'm sure you'll be happy to know that I have notified your local draft boards and told them that you are now all, all eligible for military service. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Boon: How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer? Note: the bolded line is ranked #82 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema. 729 East 11th Street, Eugene, Oregon, USA. Dean Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!!! Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! Eric 'Otter' Stratton: You guys up for a toga party? Dean Wormer: You're out! Pinto's Conscience (Devil): Fuck her! How can I miss it? STANDS4 LLC, 2021. Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. Can I just massage your thighs while you eat? Take a look at some of our Happy Tails, or click below to tell us about your HSMSC-adopted pet’s Happy Tail! Quotes.net. Who's with me? 'Cause when the goin' gets tough . Dean Wormer: Oh. That could take years and cost millions of lives. National Lampoon's Animal House Mr. Blu— [looks up to see that Bluto has stuck pencils up his nose] Mr. Blutarsky. Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude. What we want for every animal in our care is a happy forever home where they’ll be loved and cherished. Is there any relation/writer reference to the Faber College in Animal House and the liberal arts professor character Faber in the book Fahrenheit 451? The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. Well, JUST KISS MY ASS FROM NOW ON!!! Boon: Well put. What's that on your chest, mister? Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun. I've never done this before. Faber College has one frat house so disreputable it will take anyone. [with heavy emphasis] Zero. (Remember all those toga parties in the '80s?) Where's the spirit? Dress that line, mister! Hey, make the best of it! My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet. Straighten that cap! This year is going to be different. Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. You're a goddamn disgrace!!! Clorette De Pasto: You've never made out with a girl before? Faber College has one frat house so disreputable it will take anyone. Boon: [watching from afar] A vicious mother, isn't he? And that foot is me. [D-Day walks in, supporting an injured Otter. Otter: Don't worry. His brother was a '59, Fred Dorfman. Neidermeyer: You'll report to the stable tonight and every night at 1900 hours, AND WITHOUT THAT PLEDGE PIN! (1978). I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. Don't listen to that Jackoff. You threw up on Dean Wormer. Keep an eye out for a very young Kevin Bacon in his first credited screen appearance. Dean Wormer: I've seen them. Greg Marmalard: But Delta's already on probation. Give me a drink. I was reminded of the Boston Tea Party while watching the Movie Animal House. We have to get married. . Marmalard, DEAD! Just tell me, mister, what fraternity would pledge a man like you? [puts mashed potatoes in his mouth, then squeezes his cheeks, spraying them] I'm a zit. You know she wants it. We report it to the police. Katy: No, Boon, you just got here. Dean Vernon Wormer: Well, well, well. It's too depressing to think about. Maybe we can help. The dean's plan comes into play just before the homecoming parade to end all parades for all time. Doug Neidermeyer: And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here. Although it's easy to criticise, this was the first movie of it's kind, paving the way for many other similar films, such as the Porky's trilogy. Boon: Marlene! I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? An exclusive golf course has to deal with a brash new member and a destructive dancing gopher. Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life? Otter: Mandy, Mandy Pepperidge. The dean enlists the help of the second frat to get the boys of Delta House off campus. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? Use the HTML below. Jake Blues, just released from prison, puts together his old band to save the Catholic home where he and his brother Elwood were raised. Flounder: He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically. So, if you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken. Bluto's right. Besides, you might get lucky without it. Delta's already on probation. Then as of this moment, they're on double secret probation! [Bluto gives Kroger a congratulatory nudge]. Filmcarrière. Now I want you to tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein exactly what I'm about to tell you right now. A snobbish investor and a wily street con artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires. Mr. Kroger, two C's, two D's and an F—that's a 1.2 grade point average. We just got here. Not me! Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!". [Otter looks around.] Zero. Huh?! Animal House This is one of those movies that works for all the wrong reasons--disgusting, lowbrow, base humor that we are all far too sophisticated to find amusing. Jennings: Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Irwin M. "Fletch" Fletcher is a newspaper reporter being offered a large sum to off a cancerous millionaire, but is on the run, risking his job and finding clues when it's clear the man is healthy. Boon: Those assholes must have stolen the wrong f***ing exam! EXPELLED!!! Look at those gazongas. Bluto: Great! Pinto's Conscience (Angel): For Shame! Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. Wormer, he's a dead man! Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal! Oh no. Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst! You threw up ON Dean Wormer. On your UNIFORM?!! Boon: Umm - maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend. Judith Belushi Pisano (born 1951) (also credited as Judith/Judy Jacklin, Judith/Judy Belushi, and Judith/Judy Jacklin Belushi) is a writer, graphic designer, and artist.Born Judith Jacklin to parents Robert Leslie Jacklin and Jean Buchanan, the youngest of four children. Doug Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein? Wormer just got our grades. 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